GRACE MEETS SIRSTONEYOFBOW - 7 NOV 2007
In a move that displeased all parties involved, Mr. Saunders held a meeting with Colonel SirStoneyOfBow. Details of the meeting are scarce, but an undercover photographer (who was hiding under a cover) took this photograph.




 SAUNDERS WINS LOTTERY - 3 NOV 2007
Grace Saunders has won the lottery. He won £14,000,000,000,000, and donated it all to charity. The charity is probably something to do with ants.


 GRACE MARRIES EVA LONGORIA - 1 NOV 2007
Despite being married already, Eva Longoria has tied the knot with hollywood superstar Grace Saunders. When asked for comment, Longoria simply said "It was his big willy that swayed me".


 GRACE GIVEN HONOUR BY QUEEN - 13 SEP 2007
Not the band, unfortunately. Queen Liz herself today gave Grace Saunders an honour, whatever one of those is. She was quoted as saying "He's actually a nice enough guy, even if he did eat my sandwiches".