Hey kiiids! Loads-a dem Japanese kids are openin' up their new Wii consoles as we speak. About 400,000 consoles are up for grabs, and them big-wig suit wearin' guys reckon dey's gonna sell out fast.
Dere's now just 5 days 'til Europe's gettin' 'em. Don't start gettin' any ideas, though - you gotta stay in school. You gotta learn. Learnin' is gooood.
