Hello ladies. I have... Some terrible news for you. I know, I know... It's not what I usually bring you... There is no fun... No heat... No raw passion in this news...
But... I must tell you. The Wii... It will be obselete by 20....36. Nintendo tell us that the calendar... Only goes up... To that year.
The unit will also be useless... If you travel into... The past. Perhaps to meet a slightly younger... Dare I say, less sexy... Antonio Banderas.
